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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her...

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down...... The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next...

I'm a young 70 Hank

Everybody should learn how to drive a car. Especially the person behind the steering wheel.

Allah be praised!!! A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold. When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven. Allah regarded him for a moment, then...

Hi Gang, Changing all the fluids on our 1801DT (L185) there is a large bolt on the top of each side of the front axle tube. I assume to fill the front diff. Is that correct? Also I seem to remember a bolt on the side of the transmission to show top level of the fluid. I removed a couple 12mm...

Thanks for that oil info Hank

This morning I got at the 3 point hitch arm assembly and with a few well placed taps up on the 3 point hitch arm's shaft with a BFH it came loose. Everything looked nice inside so I put it back together. I looked over the rest of the tractor and found the 5 bolts that hold the front drive axle...

Hi Gang, We have some serious sounding problem inside the guts of our 1801dt (185) 4x4 tractor. I drained all the fluids looking for nasty parts in the oil. None found so I want to remove the whole top housing that has the 3 point hitch arms to look at the differential gears. I removed all...

Try to remember when your dreams were wet and your farts were dry:)

Thanks again for that Wolfman that work shop manual will be a big help cheers Hank

Thanks for that link Wolfman it seems to have the info I need to scatter the little beauty I'll take you up on the offer to send me more info thanks Hank

Hi Gang, Serious clunks in the rear of our L1801DT so I'm looking for a parts or repair manual. thanks Hank

Our L175DT tractor has just starting to make some serious clunking and jerking when moving forward. Sounds like in the rear differential. It seems the only thing to do is drain the fluid and see what comes out with the lube. Just wondering what the availability of parts for this machine are...

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle cheers Hank

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose. It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. It is a poor workman who blames his tools. It is better to...

I was listening to the radio this morning, and the weather service was giving a pre-storm warning that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take: - Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag - Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves - 24 hours supply of food and drink - A can...

Noel, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she...

The spud crop was average this year for us but this has to be the best year for apples and pears. So far we have made over 500 imperial gallons of apple juice and we will be pressing again this Friday. cheers Hank

Our older grey market 1808dt has started in all weather until this week. Heavy snow and a coating of ice on everything I'd use the glow plug and compression release smoke but no start next day I'd pack a fresh battery out to the field and try again smoke but no start next day another fresh...