Quotations To Live By.....

[Ugly]

If you have no expectations you will have no disappointments!

 

[ironpony]

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed” Oscar Wilde

another version

You are much prettier when you're quiet.

 

[ironpony]

Patience is a tree who's roots are bitter but fruit is very sweet.

 

[Newlyme]

Living on Earth is expensive but it does come with free trips around the sun.

Unknown

 

[ironpony]

Patience is a tree who's roots are bitter but fruit is very sweet.

 

[Grouse Feathers]

In wine is wisdom.

In beer is freedom.

In water is bacteria.

 

[Al2]

Never put off until tomorrow what your wife can do today.

 

[skeets]

Never laugh at live dragons
J.R.R. Tolkien

 

[olthumpa]

Just relax, this won't hurt a bit - Dr Kahn

*UCK! ! ! me

 

[D2Cat]

Never raise your voice or dust, when working cattle.

 

[olthumpa]

"The Difference Between a Beer & Your Opinion is That I Asked for a Beer"

 

[D2Cat]

Remember the quality of your question directly affects the quality of your answer.

 

[Daren Todd]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

 

[Grouse Feathers]

You don’t know what you don’t know.
- Donald Rumsfeld

After 1 ½ years I know what I know about tractors. I know what I don’t know about tractors. I still don’t know what I don’t know about tractors. I now feel that there will always be more that I don’t know what I don’t know about tractors then I will ever know about tractors, or anything else in life for that matter.
- Grouse Feathers

 

[skeets]

If at first you succeed,,,, you were not the first.

As told to a young boy by his grampap on his first date,,,,,

 

[DaTow'd]

Everybody should learn how to drive a car.
Especially the person behind the steering wheel.

 

[Daren Todd]

Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them...

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

 

[thedevilyoulove]

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

 

[D2Cat]

Luck is when opportunity and preparedness meet.

 

[Lil Foot]

Veteran Los Angeles cop:

Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don't want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you, he writes. Don't argue with me, don't call me names, don't tell me that I can't stop you, don't say I'm a racist pig, don't threaten that you'll sue me and take away my badge. Don't scream at me that you pay my salary, and don't even think of aggressively walking towards me. Most field stops are complete in minutes. How difficult is it to cooperate for that long?

Seems pretty simple to me....