Quotations To Live By.....

[olthumpa]

choose your words wisely for they may be your last

 

[Tooljunkie]

Bob and Doug Mckenzie. My two favorite brothers.

 

[D2Cat]

Try, there is not try. Either do or do not! (Master Yoda)

 

[skeets]

Nobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.
John Wayne

 

[DaTow'd]

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle
cheers
Hank

 

[D2Cat]

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness" but it doesn't work.

 

[D2Cat]

I thought of this one when I read Weasle's thread with his hyd. problem.

Do you know what experience is? That's something that is happening to you that you wish to God was happening to someone else!

 

[Newlyme]

You always pay for what you get.
Sometimes you get what you pay for.

Unknown

 

[bcbull378]

If you have to ask for help it ain't worth having

 

[redfernclan]

Friends are Family that you pick.

 

[D2Cat]

People are like tea bags. You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

 

[bcbull378]

It's not what you do on Sunday it's what you do in between that shows what kind of person you are.

 

[olthumpa]

it's not what you do on sunday it's what you do in between that shows what kind of person you are.

x100% ! !

 

[CaveCreekRay]

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~


The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
~Aesop~


If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~


Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~


I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~


A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Tex Guinan~



I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~


Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers~

Peace, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
~Ambrose Bierce~

Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
~Ambrose Bierce~

 

[D2Cat]

Work, get paid; don't work, don't get paid. Dave Ramsey

 

[D2Cat]

The peak years of mental activity are between the ages of four and 18. At four they ask all the question, at 18 they know all the answers.

 

[D2Cat]

If wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry.

 

[olthumpa]

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning." - Catherine Airdhttp://www.goodreads.com/author/show/92062.Catherine_Aird

 

[zload]

Measure twice... cut once

 

[Howling]

Measure twice... cut once

vs.

I have cut it twice and it is still too short.