Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area.
She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The man replies, "I'm married."
The woman continues to flirt, "Just tell her you're going to visit a friend in the hospital.:

The man replies, "Tell her yourself. She's the one doing your hair."

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[xrocketengineer]

You can survive a train crash in a Tesla. If you are flat!
http://instagr.am/p/CZjuQmRKjB2/

 

[DustyRusty]

They fold like a piece of cardboard!

 

[Magicman]

A lady asked her old maid friend why she did not get married. The old maid replied "Why do I need to get married? I already have a cat that stays out all night, I have a fireplace that smokes ,and a parrot that cusses all day."

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

Two Louisiana Pastors
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

'Da End is Near

Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now

Afore It Be Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!' From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash... Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

one way to cleanup the neighborhood

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

Heavy rains last night, expect the creek to be swift in the morning

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Lil Foot]

 

[Fordtech86]