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Daren Todd

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0230 is my standard. 0430 is wake up time anyway.

I hope I can get by the 1130 trip....

You wait, Ford. Someday you might join the "Parade"....;)
11:50pm for a few nights, then 3:30am for a few more. Then I'll sleep through the night and wake up and have to bail about 15 minutes before my alarm goes off at 4:45 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Then it starts back over.

Bladders start keeping time better then a timex 😂🤣😂🤣😂
 
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NCL4701

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L4701, T2290, WC68, grapple, BB1572, Farmi W50R, Howes 500, 16kW IMD gen, WG24
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In early COVID the company I work for mandated we all wear masks. Didn’t matter if it was an old T-shirt or what, just something. I sent up a business case to get everyone NBC rated gas masks as (based on my projections at the time) the cost savings in lost production and cost to our self-funded ERISA health insurance (a health insurer administers the plan but our company actually pays the claims as a 100% pass through) would justify the cost of the masks and filters since they would actually filter biologicals. My immediate boss wasn’t exactly thrilled that I sent it to him and the VP in charge of our department but he’s met me before so he wasn’t much surprised. VP liked it. CEO did not. They sent us cloth masks that looked like recycled tighty wighty underwear dyed black to hide the stains that they couldn’t get out. Those of us in the field felt much safer…
 

ACDII

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They sent us cloth masks that looked like recycled tighty wighty underwear dyed black to hide the stains that they couldn’t get out.
Now that is funny right thar, I don't care who you are!
 

Magicman

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Toivo and Eino left Hubbell one afternoon heading for Shop-ko in Marquette. They got as far as Champion before the car broke down. They worked on the car for a while, but couldn't get it going again, by this time it was pretty late. They walked up the road a bit to the first farmhouse on the left. They asked the woman inside for help, she said she couldn't help them with the car, but they could stay the night and get help in the morning. The next day they got up thanked the woman, got their car fixed, went on to Shop-ko and went home. NINE MONTHS Later...... Toivo goes over to Eino's house....
Toivo: "Eino, do you remember the day we went to Shop-ko and da car broke down?"
Eino: " Ya Toivo, I do."
Toivo: "Eino, do you remember the nice farmer lady dat helped us?"
Eino: "Ya Toivo, I do."
Toivo: "Eino, did you walk in your sleep dat night?"
Eino: " Ya Toivo, I did."
Toivo: "Eino, did you sleep with da farmer lady dat night?"
Eino: " Ya Toivo, I did."
Toivo: "Eino.... did you tell her your name was TOIVO?"
Eino: "uh..... ya Toivo, I did."
Toivo: "Tanks, she died and willed me da farm!"
 
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Magicman

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Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and woman speak about 40,000.
What the research doesn't tell you is that it's not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don't listen.