Daily Chuckle

[Toyboy]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[OntheRidge]

Can't we even have a daily chuckle without the political BS?? FFS.

 

[DustyRusty]

Can't we even have a daily chuckle without the political BS?? FFS.

We could, but no one would think it was funny. Time to lighten up, because no one gets out of this world alive. I'll be the last one to let you down.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

The chuckle is just that, a joke. A touch of "political" is not about politics, It's just a lighthearted joke, at least that is the way I see it.

 

[i7win7]

Some of the new undocumented workers have construction skills

 

[Bmyers]

Some of the new undocumented workers have construction skills
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So is that how you get the crack in your butt? I was always wondering how that got there.

 

[i7win7]

Regular cycle or extra grease cycle?

 

[skeets]

DustyRusty naaa you wont let me down,,, Im going to be soaked down with Irish Whiskey burned to an ashy pile

 

[D2Cat]

Can't we even have a daily chuckle without the political BS?? FFS.

Is it more offensive then your comment (FFS)?

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[bucktail]

DustyRusty naaa you wont let me down,,, Im going to be soaked down with Irish Whiskey burned to an ashy pile

Getting a head start on the soaking down in Irish whiskey?

 

[DustyRusty]

Getting a head start on the soaking down in Irish whiskey?

If shake and bake is your choice, can handle that also. Do you want an urn, or is a peanut butter jar OK? If you would like to be preserved in concrete, for a fee to the mob, that can be arranged.

 

[Magicman]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello!"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

 

[Bmyers]