Daily Chuckle

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

If you would like to be preserved in concrete, for a fee to the mob, that can be arranged.

Is that the Jimmy Hoffa special ??

 

[skeets]

I k now dis guy dat might know a guy,, younz know what I mean

 

[DustyRusty]

Is that the Jimmy Hoffa special ??

I noa have nutin tado wit jimmy hoffa. RIP jh

 

[i7win7]

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.

He says "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He says, "Jeez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."

 

[i7win7]

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Old Quotes that had foresight:

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

5. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

6. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers

7. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-- P.J. O'Rourke

8. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)

9. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

10. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

11. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Don't smoke in the outhouse

 

[RCW]

Don't smoke in the outhouse
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Clark, the Shitter’s full……

 

[Bmyers]

 

[orange crusher]

Don't smoke in the outhouse
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[Daren Todd]

 

[58Ford]

AH finally!

I have found my people .
Might even have to dig up a meme to explain it!

 

[58Ford]

 

[Magicman]

The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."

• The Army will put guards around the place.
• The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
• The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.
• The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.

 

[Bmyers]