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[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[dlsmith]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, " a kids movie." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

Coffee & Cows #funny #cute #farming #cows

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[Daren Todd]

 

[ayak]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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That reminds of an old story that my dad use to tell about a cousin of his that was a "high society" article newspaper writer. His cousin was at high class party that he was going to write an article about and all of a sudden he had this sudden urge to fart. He was not going to make it to the bathroom nor anywhere else. He tried to figure out how to let it out somehow while covering it up. He decide to scream and fart at the same time to cover up the fart noise. So, he screamed, everybody looked at him and then he farted.

 

[Siesta Sundance]

I'm having a bit of fun.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Lil Foot]

Didn't understand "float" function....