Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[fried1765]

This one brought back an old memory.

“No matter how good she looks, right now there is a man somewhere tired of putting up with her sh#t.”

And one for the ladies….

(Insert picture of good looking man)

”No matter how good he looks, right now there is a woman somewhere tired of putting up with his sh#t.”

And to bring it to modern times…

(Insert picture of whatever)

”No matter how good IT looks, right now there is SOMETHING somewhere tired of putting up with ITS sh#t.”

That is not quite how the story.... REALLY goes!

 

[Lil Foot]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[dlsmith]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, " a kids movie." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

Coffee & Cows #funny #cute #farming #cows

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