Daily Chuckle

[RCW]

I have decided to install a larger engine in my M4900.
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Reminds me of “gonna need a bigger boat…”

 

[Daren Todd]

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Ya know.... I was about to say that I'm one who rarely takes pictures. But then I thought about it and realized that most days at work I'm snapping at least one picture, sometimes multiple.

On some of the equipment I work on, the engine serial number tags are usually in odd ball places that make them difficult to read.

I zoom in on the plate with my phone, and snap a picture so I can get the engine serial number to order parts.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[RCW]

Ya know.... I was about to say that I'm one who rarely takes pictures. But then I thought about it and realized that most days at work I'm snapping at least one picture, sometimes multiple.

On some of the equipment I work on, the engine serial number tags are usually in odd ball places that make them difficult to read.

I zoom in on the plate with my phone, and snap a picture so I can get the engine serial number to order parts.

This afternoon at home….easy to get to, just my memory sucks as I get older….

Saved it to my Google Drive account, filed under “Appliances..”

Still can’t believe this old redneck uses a Google Drive account…

More-so, file air compressor model under Appliances…..

 

[Daren Todd]

This afternoon at home….easy to get to, just my memory sucks as I get older….

Saved it to my Google Drive account, filed under “Appliances..”

Still can’t believe this old redneck uses a Google Drive account…

More-so, file air compressor model under Appliances…..

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Half of mine a snapping pictures of unit numbers and engine hours for rental tickets. I'll snap the pictures then right out the ticket in the truck rather then fighting with the wind and weather.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Ya know.... I was about to say that I'm one who rarely takes pictures. But then I thought about it and realized that most days at work I'm snapping at least one picture, sometimes multiple.

On some of the equipment I work on, the engine serial number tags are usually in odd ball places that make them difficult to read.

I needed a new fuel filter for the Sawmill yesterday. Snapped a picture and then handed my phone to the guy at the parts counter. Neither of us had to write or remember anything.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

I'm so broke that the bank has started charging me a nuisance fee for handling my account.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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I needed a new fuel filter for the Sawmill yesterday. Snapped a picture and then handed my phone to the guy at the parts counter. Neither of us had to write or remember anything.

He didn't ask you to go back and take another picture because he could not read the P/N's since the picture was upside down?

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A little boy asked his mother, "How did you and daddy get together?" She said, "I was eating in a restaurant when this gorgeous, handsome man walked past me and caught my eye. I knew straight away that I wanted to marry him."
Little boy said, "Then what happened?"
Mother said, "He wasn't interested so I ended up with your father instead."

 

[Daren Todd]

Wife's night out...


The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed, and the drinks went down way too easily.


Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.


I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)


The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.


Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’


When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh ****.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted...!

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Tughill Tom]

Up this way, we call this "A Parking Lot Superstar". He said "I'm just Gunna Send It"

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]