Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
That reminds of an old story that my dad use to tell about a cousin of his that was a "high society" article newspaper writer. His cousin was at high class party that he was going to write an article about and all of a sudden he had this sudden urge to fart. He was not going to make it to the bathroom nor anywhere else. He tried to figure out how to let it out somehow while covering it up. He decide to scream and fart at the same time to cover up the fart noise. So, he screamed, everybody looked at him and then he farted.