Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up Nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "it's 2021 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"


Ole says........."How da heck vas I suppose to pick dem up?

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

I miss the good ole days when:





"getting lucky"





wasn't getting the grass mowed before the next rain storm.

 

[i7win7]

Remember when:

telling friends you were going to town to buy a pair of thongs
and returning with footwear (now called flip-flops)

 

[i7win7]

Road side muffler repair

 

[i7win7]

What's so hard about baby-sitting?

 

[i7win7]

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

We found the clog in the drain

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Finally, truth in advertising

 

[jameister]

Re: Daily Chuckel

You aint never seen me shoot,,lol,,, Our lodge has a sporting clays shoot for the last 3 years for charity and I ll have you know I am in the top of the really low bottom scores,,,lol. Last year I had 45 out of 100,,, And I aint so sure we are at peace any more

not abad sporting clays score....

 

[skeets]

LOL,, when it was done there was a 3 way tie for first place with 98,, At least I had a nice dinner out of it,, lol

 

[i7win7]

Why I hate facebook

 

[i7win7]

Costco, great place to stock up on supplies

 

[i7win7]

Dude, you should have gone to Costco

 

[orange crusher]