Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

Red Green approved repair

 

[D2Cat]

Nothing to chuckle about....

 

[shelkol]

A man goes to his urologist for his yearly checkup. When he gets there finds out that his doctor is sick and the substitute is this gorgeous woman.

He goes in for his exam and she is examining him. Finally she turns and says "you have to stop masterbating"

The patient asks "why"

The doctor replies "because I'm trying to examine you"

 

[D2Cat]

The ad reads:

I work on your cars and trucks!
Plugs and wire change 75$ plus parts
Oil change 25$ plus oil
Tranny flush 30$ plus fluid
Diagnosis 50$ and hour…
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Someone responds: We can't say tranny anymore, it's gender neutral shift juice change... Gotta be politically correct...

Saw it on FB.

 

[i7win7]

Oh No

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[bucktail]

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Whatcha got against squirrel?

 

[Magicman]

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU

IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS OR PETS?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?








YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE!

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young redneck boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his *bare bottom*, and let him go!'

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]