Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Old_Paint]

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One of the things I miss about reading the morning papers is The Far Side. That was some funny stuff.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

A young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license
number."

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

FWIW a forever stamp makes it harder to estimate age

 

[Old_Paint]

FWIW a forever stamp makes it harder to estimate age
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That's Tramp, as in Lady and the Tramp. I've had a lotta kids watch a lotta Disney movies in my house. So, I guess you could say it's a Tramp Stamp.

I think the worrisome part is that it's a dude sporting a 'tramp stamp', or that it's a woman with the hairiest back and arms I've every seen. I don't know which makes me cringe the most.

 

[Daren Todd]

One of the things I miss about reading the morning papers is The Far Side. That was some funny stuff.

I loved their daily calendars with the funny for the day

 

[i7win7]

When you can't add ballast, invest in wheel spacers

 

[i7win7]

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[RCW]

Governor Cuomo of New York State is having some issues.

Not saying he’s my governor....let’s say we don’t exchange Christmas cards....

Always liked the Eagles....great band.

 

[RCW]