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When you forget your PIN code...

Me, when chocolate chip cookies are in the oven...

I'm guessing we can rule out the guy who hooked the trailer to the tow vehicle...

Fashion crime enforcement area

That's fake. Any parent can tell you that the real ones go all the way to 11.

Yoko: "Hold my beer ..."

Stick welding fumes?

I'm pretty confident beer is still involved...

Lawyers?

My youngest got started on the tractor at 10. Now he's the wireless, voice or hand-sign activated remote and that feature is very handy.

Sounds like you remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday...

15 minutes later... "Stop showing me ads for things I just held up a sign about"

"Don't make me spin this seat around!"

https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/44059 Accident report...

These fishing jokes remind me of one of my favorites by Jerry Clower: Fishing with the Game Warden

Great song, very upbeat. Hit #2 on the rock charts in 1990. Probably says something about how old we both are... :)

Also a line from the Asia song "Days Like These"

I'll take a shot at humor to lighten the mood... An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” "That’s quite a coincidence,"...

If my ciphering is correct, you need close to 700 cubic yards to add an inch of topsoil to 5 acres. So you need to price it by the dump truck load, then multiply by 70. :eek: