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GeoHorn

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
 
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DaTow'd

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
 
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Daren Todd

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Is this about a an and a woman?
Well... wife and I stopped into a chili's with the grandson and got waited on by a gal that identified as a kitty Kat. Complete with kitty ears, whiskers and a tail. And it wasn't Halloween..... does that count??? 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
 

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Well... wife and I stopped into a chili's with the grandson and got waited on by a gal that identified as a kitty Kat. Complete with kitty ears, whiskers and a tail. And it wasn't Halloween..... does that count??? 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
You should told the manager that unless she is a certified service animal, she isn't allowed to be in there.