Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[chim]

Are the Holsteins the same color? Inquiring minds would like to know.

They are bi-colored and fairly large. Here's one next to a soccer ball to show the scale.

 

[bmblank]

He's performing a Redneck vasectomy

So, a redneck went in and asked a doctor about a vasectomy, but didn't have much money to spend on it. The doctor told him to go home, roll up a magazine and stick a lit firecracker in the end, hold the magazine tube up to his ear and count to 10. Confused, the redneck went home and did as the doctor said. He held the magazine up to his ear and started counting on his fingers.
"1-2-3-4-5... Oh crap!" *places rolled up magazine between his legs and holds up the other hand to continue counting* "...6-7-8..."


It's hard to take a visual joke and put it in writing, but I hope I did it justice.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[ayak]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[chim]

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If you get too close to the pommel horse your head will explode.

 

[Matt Ellerbee]

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That’s called a monopoly.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[aaluck]

Buddy sent me this

 

[NCL4701]

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I don’t know, but I don’t want any part of whatever is going on there.

 

[m32825]

I don’t know, but I don’t want any part of whatever is going on there.

Stick welding fumes?

 

[DustyRusty]

Stick welding fumes?

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]