One liners that we still use today.......

[Newlyme]

Someone tight with their money.
He could rub two pennies together and make Lincoln cry.

 

[D2Cat]

Tighter than bark on a tree.

 

[bucktail]

So tight that they squeak when they walk

 

[skeets]

Why that was slicker than snot on a brass door knob

 

[G.rid]

It is what it is!


$h!t happens!

 

[DocHolladay]

My answer when people ask me how I'm doing....

I'm better but getting over it.

My answer when people ask me what I'm doing...

I'm sitting here with my bare face hanging out.

 

[D2Cat]

When people ask me how I am doing I often answer, "If I was doing any better I'd think the deck was stacked!"

 

[Little Orange]

My Dad used to say "Any darn fool can be uncomfortable" and he was a good woods man and just shook his head at the soldiers camp in a damp hollow.

 

[DocHolladay]

When people ask me how I am doing I often answer, "If I was doing any better I'd think the deck was stacked!"

If I was doing any better, I'd be twins.

 

[Dalroo]

In high school I worked part time at an oilfield supply store. The owner was full of these, and I still use to this day.....

About like a sharecropper on the back 40.

That boy is slowgated. And he has the personality of an envelope.

She has a face made for radio. Or, a face only a mother could love.

Many, many more...