One liners that we still use today.......

[85Hokie]

Forgot were I stole them from!

"that boy is a sharp as a bowling ball"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0

 

[DocHolladay]

He's about as sharp as a spoon in the knife drawer.

 

[DocHolladay]

He's crazier than an outhouse rat!!(I don't use the word outhouse).

 

[100 td]

a few roos loose in the top paddock
the lights are on but nobody's home

 

[bearbait]

$hit for brains.

 

[BillK01]

“He/she’s as useful as teets on a boar”

 

[skeets]

Dumber than a box of rocks

 

[Bmbbm]

Few degrees outta plumb Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

 

[D2Cat]

Too cold to snow!

 

[PHPaul]

'Bout half a bubble off level.

 

[D2Cat]

Colder then a well digger's axx.

 

[sheepfarmer]

Doesn't have both oars in the water.

 

[bearbait]

Don't remember eating that.

 

[bearbait]

Tighter than two coats of paint or tighter than a frogs a$$

 

[D2Cat]

Tighter than bark on a tree.

 

[bearbait]

If I had his money I'd burn mine

 

[Kurtee]

finer than frog fur

 

[Benhameen]

You’ll have that, on a big job.

A few bricks shy of a load.

Not the brightest bulb in the box.

 

[G.rid]

I don't remember the song,

"Not the sharpest tool in the shed"

 

[ipz2222]

What time is it, Mom? " Half past freckled face eastern elbow time". Mom was the only person I ever heard say that. I never got around to asking her where she got it and will never know. She past away 5 years ago.