One liners that we still use today.......

[Kurtee]

He is so ugly that his folks had to tie a pork chop to him to get the dog to play with him.

 

[RCW]

He is so ugly that his folks had to tie a pork chop to him to get the dog to play with him.

Made me laugh, and never heard that one!

 

[DocHolladay]

Anybody ever tell you that you look like the south end, of a north bound mule?

 

[Abe]

Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ.

 

[Newlyme]

I've learned so much from my mistakes I am thinking of making some more.

 

[D2Cat]

He has an alligator mouth and a hummingbird a$$. (big talker, but can't back it up)

 

[Bunker Buster]

When someone asks how I'm doing: Can't complain, wouldn't do any good anyway! OR If I was doing any better, I'd need two of me to enjoy it.

 

[johnjk]

Wish in one hand and sh**t in the other and see which one gets filled first

 

[skeets]

That boy is dumber than a box of rocks

 

[D2Cat]

"person" is so ugly they make a freight train take a gravel road!

 

[bucktail]

You been working out?....Cause it doesn't look like it.

 

[bucktail]

xxxxx smells so bad it could knock a fly off a shitwagon at 50 yards.

 

[BAP]

Crazier than a Sh*t house Rat.

 

[Steve67]

I was born at night but not last night

 

[Pitbull]

Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Water proof - "Is a frogs butt water tight"
Someone acting like and idiot - "That person suffers from cranial rectumitis" or simply out "head up their butt".

"Couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag."
"6 to 1, 1/2 dozen to another."
Stupid Engineering - "That's like putting screen doors on a submarine"
Precise Measurement - " Closer than a (Pubic) hair
Construction Quality Work - "Looks great, I can't see it from my house!"

"Don't let your bowling ball mouth override your bb brain."

 

[bucktail]

Your mouths writing checks your body can't cash

 

[D2Cat]

Good enough for a government job. When the work quality may not be up to par.

 

[85Hokie]

Talking about someone with no common sense .....

"you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if'n the instructions were written on the heel!"


Someone that is tight on a dollar,

"He is so tight, you could shove a lump of coal up his a$$ and in no time you would have a diamond!"

 

[Newlyme]

Richard Cranium.
We all know one.