Daily Chuckle

[DaTow'd]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Old_Paint]

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That would be an instant A+ in my class.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[dsmith84]

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Is this about a an and a woman?

 

[Daren Todd]

Is this about a an and a woman?

Well... wife and I stopped into a chili's with the grandson and got waited on by a gal that identified as a kitty Kat. Complete with kitty ears, whiskers and a tail. And it wasn't Halloween..... does that count???

 

[DustyRusty]

Did she have a flea collar around her neck?

 

[Bmyers]

Well... wife and I stopped into a chili's with the grandson and got waited on by a gal that identified as a kitty Kat. Complete with kitty ears, whiskers and a tail. And it wasn't Halloween..... does that count???

You should told the manager that unless she is a certified service animal, she isn't allowed to be in there.

 

[Daylight]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

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Looks like the entire wall was bowed out and the brick, gutter installers, window installers, masons just worked around it.

I was working in a new home that the walls were not plumb. If you hung a picture in one room the bottom of the picture would be 2" from the wall.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[NCL4701]

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Looks like someone saved time and money by skipping those pesky little brick ties. Can’t see them once the brick is up so who would ever know?

 

[skeets]

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY !!!!

 

[skeets]

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Now thats funny I dont care who you are

 

[Old_Paint]

Looks like the entire wall was bowed out and the brick, gutter installers, window installers, masons just worked around it.

I was working in a new home that the walls were not plumb. If you hung a picture in one room the bottom of the picture would be 2" from the wall.

You been in my house? I’m pretty sure the builder didn’t own a plumb bob, framing square, or level. Sure makes renovation and remodeling interesting.