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[Old_Paint]

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Looks like where Todd Hoffman (Gold Rush) lives.

 

[Old_Paint]

???

Or

“Sink o’ da Mayo”.

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

Survival Tip: Always have more than 1 way to make fire.

 

[i7win7]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[ctfjr]

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Peyronie’s disease ??

 

[Magicman]

A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy."
The little boy looked up and said, "My grandfather lived to be 95 years old".
The older man asked: "Oh? by eating snickers candy bars?"
The little boy said: "No, by minding his own business."

 

[Magicman]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the University of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red convertible?"

The engineer sits up and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replies, "Yes, but you started it."

 

[Magicman]

Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[GeoHorn]

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

 

[Daylight]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[m32825]

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Yoko: "Hold my beer ..."

 

[chim]

"Lovin' on an L Kubota" (apologies to Aerosmith). Couple of amorous Box Elder Bugs while I was mowing.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Magicman]

 

[fried1765]

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FANTASTIC !!!!