Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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I needed a new fuel filter for the Sawmill yesterday. Snapped a picture and then handed my phone to the guy at the parts counter. Neither of us had to write or remember anything.

He didn't ask you to go back and take another picture because he could not read the P/N's since the picture was upside down?

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A little boy asked his mother, "How did you and daddy get together?" She said, "I was eating in a restaurant when this gorgeous, handsome man walked past me and caught my eye. I knew straight away that I wanted to marry him."
Little boy said, "Then what happened?"
Mother said, "He wasn't interested so I ended up with your father instead."

 

[Daren Todd]

Wife's night out...


The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed, and the drinks went down way too easily.


Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.


I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)


The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.


Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’


When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh ****.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted...!

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Tughill Tom]

Up this way, we call this "A Parking Lot Superstar". He said "I'm just Gunna Send It"

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

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You saw that she's very flexible?