i7win7
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Daily Chuckle
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Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Magicman
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Newlyme
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It’s been years ago now, I remember my Great Grandmother wearing, what I thought was a beautiful bracelet. Then it was passed down to my Grandmother who recently passed. I asked my siblings if I could have the bracelet and to my surprise no one put up a fuss and I got it. I suppose they heard me talking about it over the years, Grandmas beautiful bracelet. I was so excited when I passed it on to my wife. I noticed the other day she wasn’t wearing the bracelet. With hurt feelings I asked her why she isn’t wearing it. She said she doesn’t care for the inscription. Sweetie I didn’t even know it had one. What does it say?
She replied, “Do Not Resuscitate.”
Who knew?
She replied, “Do Not Resuscitate.”
Who knew?
Magicman
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i7win7
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i7win7
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Outnumbered
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Must have had one of the Ford Triton 5.4 engines! I may have had experience drilling out studs for the exhaust manifold in one which is why this looks all too familiar. What could go wrong drilling out a stud in an aluminum block?
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
i7win7
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In driving thru the country I remembered an old Ole joke.
Border dispute
Way back when the borders between the states were not well defined. Ole had a farm along the Minnesota/Iowa border. He was never sure how much was in MN or IA. It came time to align the border so survey crew was hired. The crew made its way along the border and when they got to Ole's farm the border was marked. The foreman was talking with Ole and told him that the farm was all in Iowa. Ole said, dats OK, at least now I vont have to put up wid anudder vun ov dem der Minniesoda vinters.
Border dispute
Way back when the borders between the states were not well defined. Ole had a farm along the Minnesota/Iowa border. He was never sure how much was in MN or IA. It came time to align the border so survey crew was hired. The crew made its way along the border and when they got to Ole's farm the border was marked. The foreman was talking with Ole and told him that the farm was all in Iowa. Ole said, dats OK, at least now I vont have to put up wid anudder vun ov dem der Minniesoda vinters.
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million .. and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million .. and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."