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[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

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[Kurtee]

In driving thru the country I remembered an old Ole joke.

Border dispute
Way back when the borders between the states were not well defined. Ole had a farm along the Minnesota/Iowa border. He was never sure how much was in MN or IA. It came time to align the border so survey crew was hired. The crew made its way along the border and when they got to Ole's farm the border was marked. The foreman was talking with Ole and told him that the farm was all in Iowa. Ole said, dats OK, at least now I vont have to put up wid anudder vun ov dem der Minniesoda vinters.

 

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[DustyRusty]

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million .. and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

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[Newlyme]

Farming is Tough!

 

[Magicman]

 

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[Magicman]

A man was watching TV and enjoying his tea.
"Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away.
Argh, you stupid man!"
His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video."

 

[Magicman]

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the Internet.
In the end you just give up and go "I Agree".

 

[i7win7]