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Bmyers

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At the risk of making myself look stupid... I don't get it...
COLON-ized

M : O : O : N :

This is what it would like if the moon was semi-COLON-ized

M ; O ; O ; N ;
 
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Magicman

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A man rushes home and from the door bellows “Guess what I heard in the bar today?”
The wife smiles and replies “Some new gossip from your buddies?”
The man nods excitedly and says “They said the milkman has slept with every woman on our block except one.” Here he gives his wife a proud smile.
The wife frowns, thinks about it for a moment and replies, “I’ll bet it’s that stuck-up Phyllis in No. 23. She hates that milkman.”
 
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GreensvilleJay

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Not so funny thing about the DNA kits...
When real, biological twins were tested by several DNA companies, the results said the sisters came from different parts of the world !!! Naturally the companies had great wordy reasons for it..spokespeople would make perfect politicians or press secretarys....
 
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Mark_BX25D

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I can vouch for this one. I've flown China Southern Airlines a few times, from LAX to various places in China, and within China on some other Chinese airline, and I never once saw anything other than an angry face or heard anything other than a stern voice from any flight attendant.

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