Daily Chuckle

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

The secret to making it 59 years.

 

[D2Cat]

And you probably have a clean pair because she washed them!!

 

[Lycomech96]

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I'll bet the neighbors got a charge out of that outfit.

 

[Magicman]

 

[sawmill]

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[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[ayak]

 

[Newlyme]

Have you ever thought about the upcoming self driving cars. No more worrying about having a heart attack and getting into an accident. Now the corpse will arrive on time and sit there until someone notices.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

The Global Recession

The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]