Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Newlyme]

You need to respect people who wear glasses. They paid good money to see you.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[DustyRusty]

Q. What's the difference between a redneck diverse and a hurricane?

A. Either way, you are going to lose the trailer.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

A teacher was having problems in the class room with her students. So she came up with a plan.
She told the students if everyone had their homework done and everyone was passing
she would ask a question on thursday afternoon, and if they got it right, they would
take Friday off.
All the kids did their homework and all we passing by Thursday. The teacher got up
and said the question of the week is. How many stars are in our galaxy?
No one got it right.
the next week all the student had their homework done and were passing. Come Thursday the teacher said the question of the week is. How many grains of sand are
in the Sahara desert? No one got it right.
Now Johnnie got to thinkin. He took two golf balls and painted them black.
The next week everyone did their homework and had passing grades. The techer got
up to ask the question when Johnnie rolled the golf balls down the aisle.
The teacher asked who is the comedian with the black balls?
Johnnie stood up and said, That would be Richard Pryor and I’ll see ya Monday

 

[Magicman]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

“A football coach, holding a football, asks a player, ‘Son, can you pass this?’ The player says, ‘Coach, I don’t think I can even swallow it.'”

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]