Daily Chuckle

[ShaunBlake]

Sheep!!!! Lmao

Sheeplady,what he said!

Yer dad ROCKS!

 

[D2Cat]

Sheepfarmer, that's the best posted on here in years. You painted a beautiful word picture, first person, real life!

 

[Ping]

I took my 70 yr old dad to the mall to get new shoes and we stopped at the food court to get a bite to eat. In the seat next to my dad was a young lady with spiked hair, red, orange, and blue spikes.

My dad stared at the teenager for a long time, and she stared right back, until after a while she said " what's the matter with you Pops, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so as not to choke at his reply,

In his classic style, he responded without missing a beat, " Yes, once I got stoned and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you might be my daughter."

OMG, what a comeback, good for him. Now i've got to clean the coffee off the puter screen.
Regards,

 

[8upbowhunter]

Now thats funny right there.


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[Daren Todd]

Winner of this years ugly sweater contest at work

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[Daren Todd]

Not sure how it popped up the back of the sweater

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[Fordtech86]

My buddy bought the same sweater lol

 

[Magicman]

I love that response.

 

[DustyRusty]

1234567890

 

[Fordtech86]

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[skeets]

Ahhhhuuummm how does one do that?

 

[Daren Todd]

Since its christmas time

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[Magicman]

You Guys ain't right......but funny!!

 

[bcp]

Don't put Christmas lights on palm trees.

https://www.kansascity.com/living/article190991244.html

Bruce

 

[D2Cat]

An auctioneer with a sense of humor. He just should have said "sold" at the end!

https://youtu.be/kUvYezW5Pro

 

[Fordtech86]

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[Lil Foot]

Ahhhhuuummm how does one do that?

He was probably playing with his phone.

 

[DustyRusty]

Must have had Viagra in the watering system for the tree...

 

[Newlyme]

To those of you who think Hillary Clinton is not a powerful women, think of this.....
She is the only woman to get two United States Presidents Impeached for Humiliating her.

 

[Magicman]

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.