Daily Chuckle

[Fro65]

Wife sent this to me today. Wonder what she is trying to tell me.

 

[D2Cat]

Fro65, all I can say is don't expect a tractor under your Christmas tree!!

 

[Fro65]

Fro65, all I can say is don't expect a tractor under your Christmas tree!!

D2Cat

Ha, ha, ha....she never knows what she got me.

 

[Daren Todd]

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[Daren Todd]

Well, we didnt get quite the reaction we were looking for. There was a little disappointment when he thought he actually got a toilet. Then realized we were messing with him

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[Daren Todd]

Here's what we actually got him. A hover board with go cart attachment.

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[Daren Todd]

[emoji14] [emoji14]

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[Magicman]

Sounds like my Uncle that had a 1955 Oldsmobile. It was not air conditioned but he would drive around in the Summer with the windows up so that everyone would think that he did have air conditioning.

 

[sheepfarmer]

Was just listening to the 11 oclock local news, and the holidays is when they bring in newbies to fill in, and the young lady was reading a story off the prompter about somebody that attacked their father with a "procrastinating saw" .

Don't know if the typist can't spell or the young lady can't read.

 

[skeets]

You have to have some fun with the newbees..

 

[Lil Foot]

I happened to be watching when this happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXuc7SAyk2s

 

[Magicman]

“You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.”

 

[Daren Todd]

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[Daren Todd]

Redneck computer definitions

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[hope to float]

I happened to be watching when this happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXuc7SAyk2s

I hope Ray got out ok

 

[Magicman]

My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy's phone she answered,
"Hey love!" She already knew it was me!

 

[Newlyme]

My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy's phone she answered,
"Hey love!" She already knew it was me!

You’re a lucky fella to have an incredibly smart wife. One of my buddies was telling me he recently found out how dumb his wife is. He was going through her purse and found a box of condoms and she doesn’t even have a wiener.

 

[Magicman]

Girlfriend: One day I will marry, and a lot of men will be sad that day.
Boyfriend: Wow! How many men do you plan to marry?

 

[Fordtech86]

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[D2Cat]

I saw a notice where all eye doctors will be out of business after midnight 12-31 this year.

Everyone will be seeing 20/20.