Your job is not that bad!
Our Grandson had a temperature and we needed a thermometer, so I ran to the store and got one. I wanted to make sure I used it correctly, so I read the instructions.
On the bottom of the instructions it said that "each rectal thermometer has been individually tested".
Think about your worst day at work. Your job is not that bad.
I can see this poor guy coming home from work, walking slowly and moaning.
His wife says hunny come sit down.
Noooooo.
Hunny you look sad, whats wrong?
....... Next week, I've gotta work overtime!