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Daren Todd

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May 18, 2014
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Vilonia, Arkansas
A woman asks her husband in an agitated way, "You're not going to work? Why aren't you going to work?"
he says "I don't feel like it. I'm going to lay in bed half the day then do whatever I want the rest of the day".
He is just about back to sleep and the phone rings.
He answers it. After a few seconds he says "How the hell would I know that? It's over 60 miles from here!"
He hangs up and his wife asks a bit nervously "Who was that?"
He says "Some idiot asking if the coast is clear".
 
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