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Old_Paint

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My mom used a wooden 36” yardstick. Fortunately cheap ones that broke across my back without inflicting too much pain. LOL now but not then.
LOL then normally meant plain B, the peach limb.
 

D2Cat

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My parents used a leather belt.

Normal offenses:
Folded in half, ends held by the parent.

Worse infractions:
Small end with the holes, buckle end held by parent.

Severe infractions:
Buckle end, small end with holes held by parent.
(only once)

😨💀:eek::cry:

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
 
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