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[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

There were four guys in a deer hunting camp. They had to share a room with two other people. Nobody wanted to share a room with Randolph because he snored so loudly. They felt it wouldn’t be fair to force one of them to stay with him the entire time, so they decided to take turns.
The first guy slept with Randolph and shows up to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and bloodshot eyes. “Man, what happened to you?” questioned the other two. “Randolph snored so loudly that I just sat up and watched him all night,” he explained.
The following night, it was the turn of the second guy. In the morning, the same thing happens: his hair sticking up and his eyes are bloodshot. The other two individuals stated, “What happened to you, man? You look terrible!” He stated, “That Randolph rocks the house. I sat up all night watching him.”
Jerry’s time came on the third night. Jerry was a huge beefy ex-footballer; he was a man’s man. He arrived at breakfast the next morning, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning,” he remarked cheerfully. The other two were astounded! He appeared to be both relaxed and calm. “Man, what happened?” they inquired. He stated, “So, we prepared for bed. I went into Randolph’s room, stroked his buttocks, and kissed him good night. Randolph stood up all night watching me.”

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[DustyRusty]

A group of professors were called and sat on a plane.
When the doors closed and the plane is about to take off, all the professors were informed that this plane is made by their students. Then all the professors rush toward the plane doors, trying to escape and survive on their own with the exception of One professor remains seated with so much confidence and calmness.
Someone's asked him why you're not escaping the plane.
Professor answers him with confidence, they are our students.
Next Question: are you sure that you taught them well?
Professor replied quietly: I'm Sure it won't fly.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[old and tired]

A group of professors were called and sat on a plane.
When the doors closed and the plane is about to take off, all the professors were informed that this plane is made by their students. Then all the professors rush toward the plane doors, trying to escape and survive on their own with the exception of One professor remains seated with so much confidence and calmness.
Someone's asked him why you're not escaping the plane.
Professor answers him with confidence, they are our students.
Next Question: are you sure that you taught them well?
Professor replied quietly: I'm Sure it won't fly.

Professor replied quietly: I'm Sure it won't even start....

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[Old_Paint]

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I've actually seen her on TV. The land Down Under is a wonderful place. Sure proves God had a sense of humor while he was makin' critters.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[UnEasyRider]

Well I'm in the emergency room now. Ugh!! Today was not a good day at all. I decided to go horseback riding, to ease the boredom... something I haven't done in awhile. It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out fine. Nice and slow, but then we went a little faster. Before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off. I caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Hit my head, banged up my back and elbow, pretty good and tore my pants half off me !
Thank goodness the kind manager at Dollar General came out and unplugged the machine. But, she had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't ride the Elephant or Motorcycle. I was also banned from the Merry-go-round. The nerve!
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, paste for someone else to get a laugh!

 

[Fordtech86]