Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[armylifer]

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That is my son's FIL all the way.

 

[skeets]

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Stand up hook up shuffle to the door step on out and count to 4

 

[GreensvilleJay]

then get pushed out on 3.......

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[RCW]

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As a short order breakfast cook always loved “3 eggs over easy, corned beef hash, sausage, home fries, and wheat toast no butter….”

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[RCW]

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Or a father…….your time is coming Ford…. I swear kid’s brains all fall out at certain ages…

Although looks like you have a better handle on machinery operations with your kids than I did. Hoping that continues.

One daughter ran out of gas in the driveway.

Another time the other’s car had a fuel alarm when I was snowblowing the driveway at -8F. I ran it to town to fill it up. Thankfully didn’t run out on my way….

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

married couple, building their dream home.he was building, she looked after the paperwork(bills ,mortgage,etc..). 4 months in ,house 'weathertight',ready for wiring/insulation. HE gets call from bank asking why no payments on mortgage, he goes to town, find wife has LEFT,bank account empty...
he takes chainsaw and cuts entire house in half horizontally ,didn't fall down either !!
Always wondered what the bank said when they saw 'their' house.