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[Fordtech86]

 

[RCW]

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Or a father…….your time is coming Ford…. I swear kid’s brains all fall out at certain ages…

Although looks like you have a better handle on machinery operations with your kids than I did. Hoping that continues.

One daughter ran out of gas in the driveway.

Another time the other’s car had a fuel alarm when I was snowblowing the driveway at -8F. I ran it to town to fill it up. Thankfully didn’t run out on my way….

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

married couple, building their dream home.he was building, she looked after the paperwork(bills ,mortgage,etc..). 4 months in ,house 'weathertight',ready for wiring/insulation. HE gets call from bank asking why no payments on mortgage, he goes to town, find wife has LEFT,bank account empty...
he takes chainsaw and cuts entire house in half horizontally ,didn't fall down either !!
Always wondered what the bank said when they saw 'their' house.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Old_Paint]

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Not gonna do much more than a small burn on the knuckle, depending on the type and size of the circuit protection. The ring is a short circuit, grounding the hot wire to neutral. If you insulated the neutral, it MIGHT buzz ‘em, unless they’re standing in water, in which case, fibrillation is likely. It would definitely bite if the ring was 2 pieces with the prongs isolated from each other. But I get the gist of the gift.

 

[Henro]

Not gonna do much more than a small burn on the knuckle, depending on the type and size of the circuit protection. The ring is a short circuit, grounding the hot wire to neutral. If you insulated the neutral, it MIGHT buzz ‘em, unless they’re standing in water, in which case, fibrillation is likely. It would definitely bite if the ring was 2 pieces with the prongs isolated from each other. But I get the gist of the gift.

I guess this is true. But this is not a factual thread, but rather a humorous thread, so…

 

[xrocketengineer]

I guess this is true. But this is not a factual thread, but rather a humorous thread, so…

Its not the gift but the thought the counts...

 

[Magicman]