yep! And it’s all good, wasn’t trying to stir up stuff, is the chuckle thread after all
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yep! And it’s all good, wasn’t trying to stir up stuff, is the chuckle thread after all
Magicman
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Daren Todd
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Daren Todd
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Magicman
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No problem, my Polish , blonde haired, blue eyed , daughter would call you an 'horse's ass' and move on.Sorry but Blond jokes just happen.
She has humbled more than a few corporate execs.
Three guys out of town at a business meeting are walking around looking
for a place to have a drink at the end of the day. As they turn the
corner they see a sign on the front of a bar advertising "All drinks
just a dime, all of the time". They think there must be some kind of a
gimmick, so they head inside, sit down and order three Beefeater
Martinis. As the bartender drops off the drinks he says "that will be
thirty cents please". After the first round they are sure that the next
will come at full price, but when the drinks are delivered once again,
"that will be thirty cents please". They can't believe their good
fortune. They call the bartender over and ask how they are able to
afford to offer premium drinks at such low prices. The bartender tells
them that he won the lotto and decided since he made most of his friends
in places like his, he wanted to provide an establishment where people
could get to know one another and not worry about the cost. A third
round was ordered and when delivered the three businessmen noticed two
gentlemen at the end of the bar with no drinks in front of them. They
gestured to the end of the bar and asked the owner what was the story
with those guys. The bartender glanced in that direction and said, "oh,
those guys are airline pilots, they are waiting for happy hour".
for a place to have a drink at the end of the day. As they turn the
corner they see a sign on the front of a bar advertising "All drinks
just a dime, all of the time". They think there must be some kind of a
gimmick, so they head inside, sit down and order three Beefeater
Martinis. As the bartender drops off the drinks he says "that will be
thirty cents please". After the first round they are sure that the next
will come at full price, but when the drinks are delivered once again,
"that will be thirty cents please". They can't believe their good
fortune. They call the bartender over and ask how they are able to
afford to offer premium drinks at such low prices. The bartender tells
them that he won the lotto and decided since he made most of his friends
in places like his, he wanted to provide an establishment where people
could get to know one another and not worry about the cost. A third
round was ordered and when delivered the three businessmen noticed two
gentlemen at the end of the bar with no drinks in front of them. They
gestured to the end of the bar and asked the owner what was the story
with those guys. The bartender glanced in that direction and said, "oh,
those guys are airline pilots, they are waiting for happy hour".
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Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that a man was following them. They would speed up, and he would speed up. They would stop, and he would stop. Sister Mathematical started to become afraid. "Oh dear...this man has been chasing us for 2.5 blocks now! What does he want?" "It's only logical," Sister Logical replied. "He wants to have his way with us." "Oh dear God!" Sister Mathematical exclaimed. They tried to move as fast as they could, but the man was gaining on them. "In 3.5 minutes, he will be upon us!" Sister Mathematical shrieked. "What do we do?" "Oh, that's logical," Sister Logical said calmly. "You and I will have to split up. You run one way to the convent, and I will join you there." Without asking another question, the nuns split up. Sister Mathematical, who could run faster, made it to the convent while the man took off after Sister Logical. A few minutes after Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent, Sister Logical entered. "Sister, I am so glad to see you," Sister Mathematical gasped. "It took you 7.6 minutes longer to get home. I was so worried! How in heaven's name did you escape?" "Oh that's logical," Sister Logical began, catching her breath. "He got to me and grabbed me. I knew what he wanted. So, I pulled up my habit." "Oh dear, Sister. Then what?" "He pulled down his pants....""Oh, Sister...!" Sister Mathematical exclaimed. "Then what happened?!" "Well, that's logical," Sister Logical explained. "A nun with her habit up can run a lot faster than a man with his pants down!"-
A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
Magicman
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Daren Todd
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Daren Todd
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got a friend that is expecting his first child in October that already has this set up
An 85-year-old woman visits her doctor, after recently losing her husband. She asks the doctor where her heart is precisely located. The doctor responds with, "about two inches below your left nipple." The poor old woman is later admitted to the ER with a single GSW in her left knee.