Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair… Kill her!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to kill him with the chair!”

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

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pistol is pointed the wrong way

 

[Magicman]

So don't shoot da coffee?

 

[armylifer]

So don't shoot da coffee?

I think he was referring to the fact that the pistol handle was positioned like a left handed person put it there. A right handed person would have laid the pistol down with the handle facing to the right.

 

[Magicman]

I agree. I was funning about da coffee. I was attempting to put the text in the balloon but accidently clicked the post button.

The picture was obviously taken at Tony's in Birch Run, MI. LINK

 

[Fordtech86]

I think he was referring to the fact that the pistol handle was positioned like a left handed person put it there. A right handed person would have laid the pistol down with the handle facing to the right.

yep! And it’s all good, wasn’t trying to stir up stuff, is the chuckle thread after all

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

Sorry but Blond jokes just happen.

 

[Biker1mike]

Sorry but Blond jokes just happen.

No problem, my Polish , blonde haired, blue eyed , daughter would call you an 'horse's ass' and move on.
She has humbled more than a few corporate execs.

 

[DustyRusty]

Is she single???

 

[dlsmith]

Three guys out of town at a business meeting are walking around looking
for a place to have a drink at the end of the day. As they turn the
corner they see a sign on the front of a bar advertising "All drinks
just a dime, all of the time". They think there must be some kind of a
gimmick, so they head inside, sit down and order three Beefeater
Martinis. As the bartender drops off the drinks he says "that will be
thirty cents please". After the first round they are sure that the next
will come at full price, but when the drinks are delivered once again,
"that will be thirty cents please". They can't believe their good
fortune. They call the bartender over and ask how they are able to
afford to offer premium drinks at such low prices. The bartender tells
them that he won the lotto and decided since he made most of his friends
in places like his, he wanted to provide an establishment where people
could get to know one another and not worry about the cost. A third
round was ordered and when delivered the three businessmen noticed two
gentlemen at the end of the bar with no drinks in front of them. They
gestured to the end of the bar and asked the owner what was the story
with those guys. The bartender glanced in that direction and said, "oh,
those guys are airline pilots, they are waiting for happy hour".

 

[Magicman]