Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[bearbait]

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LEAVE THEM ALONG, we'll all be safer

 

[DustyRusty]

Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, “Let’s go get a drink, there’s this new place that does THE best punch you’ll ever drink.”

So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender. “Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please.”

The bartender replies in a stern voice, “If you want some punch you’re gonna have to get in line like everybody else.”

The friends turn and look around but there’s no punch line…

 

[Fordtech86]

LEAVE THEM ALONG, we'll all be safer

They need to take the sign down, selfies are NOT harmful to animals

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

At 1 o'clock in the above picture, I looked at that flesh-colored object for a minute before I realized that what I thought it was wasn't. LOL

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[DustyRusty]

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Turn off Siri and any other apps that have listening capacity. If you want to know if your app is listening to you, then talk about some random subject that you have no interest in buying, such as a snowblower or leaf vacuum. If you start getting ads for these items, then you know for certain that even if you have turned it off, it still isn't off. I have heard that Google is one of the biggest offenders of this invasion of your privacy, but most likely you gave Google permission to do this when you downloaded one of Google's services. If you want to really have some fun with the app, then start talking about robbing a bank and see how long it is before the law enforcement community has you under surveillance.

 

[m32825]

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15 minutes later... "Stop showing me ads for things I just held up a sign about"

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Toyboy]

Turn off Siri and any other apps that have listening capacity. If you want to know if your app is listening to you, then talk about some random subject that you have no interest in buying, such as a snowblower or leaf vacuum. If you start getting ads for these items, then you know for certain that even if you have turned it off, it still isn't off. I have heard that Google is one of the biggest offenders of this invasion of your privacy, but most likely you gave Google permission to do this when you downloaded one of Google's services. If you want to really have some fun with the app, then start talking about robbing a bank and see how long it is before the law enforcement community has you under surveillance.

Better then a Neighborhood watch

 

[Henro]

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It will be probably. Maybe more at their retirement age. I am happy with what I get currently though…

 

[Magicman]