Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

Speaking of old age and retirement:

 

[Magicman]

A couple had been married nearly 10 years and had 2 beautiful little blonde daughters. They decided to try one more time in hopes of having a son. Sure enough the wife soon fell pregnant and delivered a fine healthy son. Unfortunately it was a very ugly child. The father went to the nursery and when he saw the baby with his name on it he went back and confronted his wife and said "We have 2 beautiful daughters now you deliver the worlds ugliest son. Have you been fooling around on me?" The wife just smiled and said "Not this time."

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[PHPaul]

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Sad but true.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A young man name Tom finally invited his mom to his apartment for dinner and to meet his roommate. The mom got there and found a very nice dinner laid out and that his son's roommate was a beautiful young woman named Julie. Over dinner they talked and Julie and her son assured her Julie was just a roommate and there was nothing going on between them. The lady left after dinner and the next day Julie could not find the silver ladle she had used in the gravy the night before. She looked everywhere but could not find it so finally asked Tom if he thought his mom might have taken it. She was very upset as it was part of a very expensive set. Finally Tom sent his mom an e-mail and said "Mom, I'm not saying you took Julie's ladle but if you know anything about it could you let us know?" Shortly thereafter she got a reply from his mom who said "I'm not saying I know anything about the silver ladle and I am also not saying there is anything romantic going on between you and Julie but I will say if Julie were sleeping in her own bed she'd know where her silver ladle is.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair… Kill her!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to kill him with the chair!”

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

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pistol is pointed the wrong way

 

[Magicman]

So don't shoot da coffee?

 

[armylifer]

So don't shoot da coffee?

I think he was referring to the fact that the pistol handle was positioned like a left handed person put it there. A right handed person would have laid the pistol down with the handle facing to the right.

 

[Magicman]

I agree. I was funning about da coffee. I was attempting to put the text in the balloon but accidently clicked the post button.

The picture was obviously taken at Tony's in Birch Run, MI. LINK