Daily Chuckle

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

Did you know if you are missing a tool, just blame someone, and it will show up exactly were you left it.

 

[Lil Foot]

Saw this bumper sticker today, cracked me up!

 

[Bill hopkins]

Kinda reminds me of - I love you-checks in the mail-etc...

 

[Magicman]

A man goes to a doctor. He says, "doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks."

I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.

That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee"
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I really need 10 dollar, just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen any thing like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead. "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will."
"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books."
"I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[ayak]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

Maybe I've said it before but why do eggs come in a flimsy styro carton and it takes a chainsaw to open a package of batteries??

 

[bearbait]

Love at first sight

 

[Magicman]

Two married couples had been friends for decades, and decided to go out for dinner to celebrate both their 50th wedding anniversaries. While waiting for their meals to be served, they lapsed into the conversational routine of older couples; men talking together, wives talking together. First man was asking his friend about his memory. "Mine's getting worse" he says. "How about yours?" Second man; "ours was getting worse too but we went to this memory doctor, and he's really helped". First man; "oh yeah, what's his name?" Second man, "let me see, he taught us this association game to play to remember things. What's that big flower with the red blossoms that has thorns?" "You mean a rose", his friend asks? "Yeah - that's it" his buddy says. He turns to his wife of 50 years and says, "Rose, whats that memory doctor's name again?"

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[ayak]

 

[Magicman]