Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

You laid on my naked body & applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore last nights events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing..., making it all the more difficult to forget you! Tonight, I will remain awake...., tossing and turning in wanton anticipation...., unable to sleep..., waiting for you....., YA' !@#%!#!! MOSQUITO...!

 

[mikester]

You laid on my naked body & applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore last nights events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing..., making it all the more difficult to forget you! Tonight, I will remain awake...., tossing and turning in wanton anticipation...., unable to sleep..., waiting for you....., YA' !@#%!#!! MOSQUITO...!

Somebody found the harlequin novel in the wc?

 

[Magicman]

 

[xrocketengineer]

A "must not miss" adventure in a theme park for you guys:

Kubota Adventure

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A man went to the Social Security Office to sign up for his retirement but he left his wallet with all his ID cards and such. When he got to the office the clerk said she needed to see proof of his age so he took his shirt off and showed the clerk all his gray hair on his chest and said "Surely that is proof I am over 65 years old isn't it?" The clerk agreed and set him up to receive his monthly retirement checks.

The man went home and told his wife how he had proved his age to get his retirement. His wife said "Come get in the car and let's go back. If you can take your shirt off and get your retirement I bet you can take your pants off and get total disability".

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

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That reminds of trips years ago to Don Pablo's Mexican restaurant. They had buy 1 get 1 free dosequis amber in the 44oz frosted mugs for $4.00.

2 of those with dinner and you were feeling a little wobbly

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

I don't recall there ever being a baby formula shortage till men started getting pregnant.

 

[Daylight]

 

[BXHoosier]

I stared out a window and had a couple cold ones today. Didn’t get paid for it though. Helped my brother plant soybeans.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]