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From a pilot friend:
That happened at Oshkosh a few years ago on the last day when everybody was leaving.
I can’t remember, but think the pilot was killed,
Bob
Especially big assed tail draggers like the TBM Avenger. It really chewed the crap out of that RV(a home built plane). I wonder if the RV's pilot got out alive. Can't tell if it was an RV-4 that has tandem seating, one in the front and one in the back, or RV-6, 8 or 9 that is side by side seating. There's no fuel or oil in the area of the RV where it was chopped up, so I wonder what the big puddle under it is. Or maybe I don't want to know.
Accident Grumman TBM-3 Avenger N420GP, Sunday 30 July 2006
An amateur-built RV-6 sustained substantial damage when a Grumman TBM-3, Avenger, taxied into the empennage and fuselage of the RV-6. Both aircraft were taxiing for takeoff on Papa taxiw...
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Does not appear any red anywhere. Prop & yellow tips show clean. Could be fuel...or occupants evacuated their bowels.
Edit: Oooh...I stand corrected. Such a tragedy.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WISS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_______________________________________ ____
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
_______________________________________ ____
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you sh***ing me?
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WISS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
0AWITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WISS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WISS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_______________________________________ ____
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
_______________________________________ ____
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you sh***ing me?
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WISS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
0AWITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
_______________________________________ _____
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WISS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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I stopped referring to my wife as "My future ex-wife" when I started hearing her refer to me as her "soon to be late husband." 
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Ok so the other morning I hear the kids rustling in the kitchen. They were in the process of getting breakfast together, making lunches, and getting ready for school.
I pour myself out of bed and head that way to make sure everyone is on track to get out the door. With 5 kids it takes a sharp mind. So in order to get my mind sharp in the morning I need my coffee.
I grab the filter and pull the coffee out of the fridge. I scoop the first ladle and before I drop it in I look and see a "Hair" in my coffee grounds! Kinda curly but not pubic thank god. Disgusted I pull it out and toss the coffee in. I got another scoop and low and behold another "Hair" A couple of them actually.
I stood there puzzled for a bit and then noticed that the rustling in the kitchen had come to a complete halt. I turned my head and asked in a very calm voice.. "Why is there HAIR in my coffee grounds?"
Well that broke the silence. It was as if a nuclear bomb went off and the world was coming to an end. The oldest "Shelby the live in" had no trouble throwing "Mitter Mat" the youngest under the bus. "Why don’t you ask Matthew, he's the one that spilled it!?"
Mitter Mat broke into a screaming plead for his life as if I was some sort of judge about to pass down a life sentence. "It wasn’t my fault! I was trying to grab the bread out and the coffee came with it and spilled on the floor!!!"
At this point I'm trying to recover the spinal fluid that just shot out my ears. Shelby keeps the flame alive by saying, " Yeah and he looked at me like I was gonna clean that **** up! He stood there and said "I don’t know how to clean it up?" She told him, "Better learn quick!"
At this point I really didn’t care about the details I just wanted silence. I looked at Mitter Mat and asked. "So you scooped the coffee back into the container?" He said "NO, I vacuumed it up"
I'm standing there in dismay in my boxers wishfully wanting my cup o jo and not being able to pull the trigger just yet. So I inquired further.. "Vaccumed? With which one?" He replied, "The hand vac.." Mind you, this is the same hand vacuum that is used to vacuum up the bird cage and kitty litter from the cat box!
At this point I was trying to put myself in his shoes. "Why didn’t you just throw out what had spilled and left the rest?" "Because you'd get upset if you saw some missing?" I pondered the logic thinking behind this coming from a 9yr old and was like "Ok, I get it.. So Mat, you figured it would be better for me to drink cat *** and bird dropping instead of missing out?" "Yep" with the most honest face you could imagine. He truly couldn’t see the problem..
After I dumped the majority of the coffee out I started making my coffee and then the girls (Courtney and Shelby) fired up.. "Dad we missed the bus"
I turned slowly and exclaimed...."I got hairy cat coffee and now I gotta take you to school before I can even enjoy a cup!!!!!!!!!?"
Sometimes the Govt doesn’t pay us enough for them.
I pour myself out of bed and head that way to make sure everyone is on track to get out the door. With 5 kids it takes a sharp mind. So in order to get my mind sharp in the morning I need my coffee.
I grab the filter and pull the coffee out of the fridge. I scoop the first ladle and before I drop it in I look and see a "Hair" in my coffee grounds! Kinda curly but not pubic thank god. Disgusted I pull it out and toss the coffee in. I got another scoop and low and behold another "Hair" A couple of them actually.
I stood there puzzled for a bit and then noticed that the rustling in the kitchen had come to a complete halt. I turned my head and asked in a very calm voice.. "Why is there HAIR in my coffee grounds?"
Well that broke the silence. It was as if a nuclear bomb went off and the world was coming to an end. The oldest "Shelby the live in" had no trouble throwing "Mitter Mat" the youngest under the bus. "Why don’t you ask Matthew, he's the one that spilled it!?"
Mitter Mat broke into a screaming plead for his life as if I was some sort of judge about to pass down a life sentence. "It wasn’t my fault! I was trying to grab the bread out and the coffee came with it and spilled on the floor!!!"
At this point I'm trying to recover the spinal fluid that just shot out my ears. Shelby keeps the flame alive by saying, " Yeah and he looked at me like I was gonna clean that **** up! He stood there and said "I don’t know how to clean it up?" She told him, "Better learn quick!"
At this point I really didn’t care about the details I just wanted silence. I looked at Mitter Mat and asked. "So you scooped the coffee back into the container?" He said "NO, I vacuumed it up"
I'm standing there in dismay in my boxers wishfully wanting my cup o jo and not being able to pull the trigger just yet. So I inquired further.. "Vaccumed? With which one?" He replied, "The hand vac.." Mind you, this is the same hand vacuum that is used to vacuum up the bird cage and kitty litter from the cat box!
At this point I was trying to put myself in his shoes. "Why didn’t you just throw out what had spilled and left the rest?" "Because you'd get upset if you saw some missing?" I pondered the logic thinking behind this coming from a 9yr old and was like "Ok, I get it.. So Mat, you figured it would be better for me to drink cat *** and bird dropping instead of missing out?" "Yep" with the most honest face you could imagine. He truly couldn’t see the problem..
After I dumped the majority of the coffee out I started making my coffee and then the girls (Courtney and Shelby) fired up.. "Dad we missed the bus"
I turned slowly and exclaimed...."I got hairy cat coffee and now I gotta take you to school before I can even enjoy a cup!!!!!!!!!?"
Sometimes the Govt doesn’t pay us enough for them.