Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

Read on a tractor form, turf tires are good for snow

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[skeets]

THATS FUNNY,, years ago my wife and I rode up to the Highland Games, and they sent up to a parking place set up for bikes. Well the young man that was doing to parking was wearing a kilt,, and my wife asked jokingly if he rode there in his kilt. He got pretty red in the face and said that he had and was totaly embarrassed by the time he got there. My wife thought it was pretty funny and asked him why. He said the clothes pins he had holding the kilt in place fell off and he rode the whole long way with his kilt blowing up.

 

[sheepfarmer]

THATS FUNNY,, years ago my wife and I rode up to the Highland Games, and they sent up to a parking place set up for bikes. Well the young man that was doing to parking was wearing a kilt,, and my wife asked jokingly if he rode there in his kilt. He got pretty red in the face and said that he had and was totaly embarrassed by the time he got there. My wife thought it was pretty funny and asked him why. He said the clothes pins he had holding the kilt in place fell off and he rode the whole long way with his kilt blowing up.

He needed a horse cooler giant safety pin! Kilt skirts were in fashion when I was in high school, and that was used to make sure the overlap stayed overlapped!

 

[i7win7]

Short bed trucks make great toy haulers

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Short bed trucks make great toy haulers

Reckon that is a photoshop or a sawzall?

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Terrorizing the nephews

 

[Magicman]

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without
breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

"Your pecker gets harder when you're away from home."

 

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Better yet, make those self propelled, throw a generator on them and bam - Now your house is powered forever.

 

[Orangeglow]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's
only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[dlsmith]

 

[dlsmith]

 

[i7win7]

Even airplanes have blind spots

 

[i7win7]

I found the Bat Cave but I've been sworn to secrecy

 

[Magicman]

Traveling West, it is just beyond the Toad Suck Exit.