Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

A new, young MD doing residency was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing him. The young doctor looked up and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry, was I tickling you?' 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

 

[D2Cat]

 

[i7win7]

Save $$$ with a D.Y.I. pool

 

[Magicman]

Yup, whatever floats your boat.

 

[i7win7]

Redneck auto repair llc

 

[Toyboy]

Swans have returned

 

[Magicman]

Two blind pilots

Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

 

[Old_Paint]

Redneck auto repair llc
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Well, it looks pretty cool. Would look better on a rat-rod.

 

[xrocketengineer]

Well, it looks pretty cool. Would look better on a rat-rod.

You mean to match something like this?

 

[skeets]

Yeah some thing like that but not with a ford

 

[Old_Paint]

You mean to match something like this?

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Hmmm, yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[bearbait]

Yeah some thing like that but not with a ford

You wouldn't mean a momomomo Mopar would you?

 

[i7win7]

The H.O.A. gave me a shrubbery permit

 

[Magicman]

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]