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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man...

I've got a BX5450 that threw the chain this morning. I purchased it new in '14 and just never paid attention to the chain slack until today. It's a bugger to try and check the 1/16" slack that is called for so I just screwed up and never thought about it. I will now !! How do you guys with the...

Come on guys, group hug..... it's time to move along

I have no stickers on either vehical. Every time I took one to dealer for service, they'd put a dealer sticker on it. I'd get home and take it off. The last time they did that to me I told them if they want me to advertise their dealership then I will be getting serviced for free. Otherwise...

Yep, plug wire pullers

Please be careful. Saturday night I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was...

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Razor blade and two lines of cocain