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[Tughill Tom]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Daren Todd]

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You try it and report back to us on how good it works.

 

[Daren Todd]

My wife minored in psychology....
She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."

I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."...!

 

[i7win7]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Just wondering:

A cat always lands on its feet
A buttered bread always lands with the butter side down
What happens if you tie buttered bread to a cats back?

If I lock my wife and my dog in the car trunk which one will be glad to see me when I unlock it?

Why diid God make a dog mans best friend?
Is it because your dog always forgives you?
Your dog loves you unconditionally?
Your dog doesn't hold a grudge or try to get even?
Even though your dog eats vomit and licks his butt you still love him?
Maybe dogs were sent to be an example because dog is God backwards.

 

[xrocketengineer]

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Is that a thumbs up or a thumbs down since he is upside down? Inquiring minds would like to know.....

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[mikester]

Just wondering:

A cat always lands on its feet
A buttered bread always lands with the butter side down
What happens if you tie buttered bread to a cats back?

The dog will keep trying to lick the cat!

 

[DustyRusty]

The dog will keep trying to lick the cat!

My dog's favorite toy was the cat. He would chase it till the cat turned and took a swat at him. They would almost fall asleep looking at each other and the first one to close their eyes got pounced on by the other. The good thing was that neither was intent on hurting the other. Hard to believe that the dog passed away 42 years ago, but just writing this brings tears to my eyes.

 

[bmblank]

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I'm sure he did more than sign her.

I mean... Damn!