Took my daughter to the first daddy/daughter dance a few years ago. That realization hits sometime in between, "It's nice of that little girl's grandpa to take her to the dance," and, "please tell me that's her grandpa..."
It's all fun and games until you're manually pulling the string from a honey ham out of a dogs a-hole.
Also, last dog and current dogs sure to have a penchant for the... uh... feminine hygiene products... Used, of course.