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I hate when I bring my daughter to the daddy/daughter dance and see how old all the other girl's dads are...

I'm not saying I disagree or anything, but I have to say, most of what my mom emails me is right from something she read on the internet... :D

I mean, with a bikini like that it's not hard to see her... Oh... OH! I see it now!

I am so ashamed of myself... I was actually reading the numbers. I read it and thought, that's weird, but not much of a joke. Then it dawned on me. I didn't laugh, honestly. It's the kind of thing I normally find funny. But this one is just so so bad...

You know, the other stuff I may not like, but I am damn well convinced I will die if I ingest kale "chips"!

Hey, another from my neck of the woods!

When my parents go I should be inheriting at least 3 nets...

Man, those must have been some crappy welds if they peel apart like that simply by trying to pull up a tooth's worth of road!

Don't forget to cover that sweaty barrel (I mean, come on, it's humid out too) in dirt and throw half of it in the fridge. Ask me how I know... :rolleyes: :

A knight in no-so-shining armor riding a motorcycle. Or, more likely, a moped.

*Ammo*teur.... :D

You can tell how serious they are by the spritz of spray paint. They don't want that sucker rusting. Plus they even took the time to find a color that comes close to matching!

What, are you too scared to run that with a break-your-arm hilti at mach schnell? Come on, man up!

You better KNOT worry about it!

Aha! I can definitely relate to that. I gotta say, those fail videos with people plopping down in that puddle is hilarious.

I get where a board comes in, but where does "pond" come in?

Man, that lap belt is way too high - it's gonna cause more damage than it prevents. It needs to be way down in your lap... I can't believe he would be walking around so dangerously. He needs to wear that correctly so all the people around him are safe!

Sliding board? I mean, I would have guessed this was a UK term or something... I had to check where you are from. So now I'm confused about that. Is it an age thing? I mean, we've always just called it a "slide". Assuming we're talking about the same thing, of course. I *think* my parents...

The worst is when you're fighting and fighting only to realize the handle of the top one is catching the lip of the one below it...