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I am at 110 degree flexion and 10 degree straight. Since the bending is progressing nicely, the PT is concentrating on the straight leg. I have homework to do twice each day.

I just had a Total Knee Replacement on Nov 18th. I completed my in-home PT Wednesday, made my first post-op Doctor's visit yesterday, and began my outpatient PT today. So far all is well. :)

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no...

I have been down and out for the past 2 1/2 weeks following my Total Knee Replacement surgery but the Kubota got used anyway. My Son and Grandson cleared out some Oak trees that had fallen across the roads on my property.

Start da pot boiling with dried kidney Beans, onion, etc. Add Sausage and get the cast iron skillet out for da Corn Bread while da Rice is cooking. Yup, Red Beans over Rice with Yellow Cornbread. :D

OK sheepfarmer, this one is a bit long but dedicated to you: There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly sixty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always...

Thanks Guys. I am simply a semi-old codger that tries to enjoy each day and hopefully share some of my attitude with each passing day. ;)

Guy staggers into the bar and says " Hey, gimme a beer." The barmaid says" I'll give you a coffee but no beer, you have had enough." The drunk mumbles to himself and stumbles out. A few minutes later he staggers in the side door and yells "Gimme a beer!" "Look, I am not serving you now OUT!!"...

The Dr.'s office just called and confirmed that I am to be at the hospital (60+ miles away) at 5:30 AM. Crap, that means that I must get up before breakfast, but of course I won't be able to eat anything anyway. :(

I am following this topic closely because I just bought and installed Pat's on one tractor and have the yet uninstalled kit for the other tractor. I have not had and opportunity to use the installed Pat's yet.

Yes Sir, I dig your new digs.

Sadly this will be my first year to miss "Opening Day" in well over 50 years. Reason; I will have total knee replacement surgery this coming Monday the 18th, and I sorta figure that it will keep me out of the woods on the 23rd. Our "pre-rut" activity peaks the week before Christmas and our...

Sadly neither my old John Deere nor the "new" Kubota are house broken so both of them sleep outside. One would think that a person with a sawmill and timbered property could/would have lumber to build a shed, but I am always sawing for others who have nice tractor sheds, etc. Da sawmill has no...

1st guy: Why are you dragging that chain? 2nd guy: Did you ever try pushing one?

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. - The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” - “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. - The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” - Little Johnny...

Yup, the shaving will make great mulch after it goes through it's compost cycle, but it will never replace soil. Even after backfilling with soil, the remaining stump will probably rot and sink after a few years so more soil will be needed to bring the spot back to grade. I have some that even...

Yellowstone tourist: Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from? Yellowstone guide: The glaciers brought them down. Tourist (cluelessly): But where are the glaciers? Guide (wearily): The glaciers have gone back for more rocks.

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