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North Idaho Wolfman
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L3450DT-GST, Woods FEL, B7100 HSD, FEL, 60" SB, 743 Bobcat with V2203, and more
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
It works best with Jehova's Witnesseses...especially when you say "hey, is that your wife in the car? Tell her to come in, she's hot"
Lil Foot
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1979 B7100DT Gear, Nissan Hanix N150-2 Excavator
In my old neighborhood, JW came around about once a month.
One day I answered the door in one of those short terry cloth shower wraps, and found a 40 something & (2) 20 something women wanting to discuss theology.
I tried several approaches to get them to come in & sit on the couch with me, but they kinda threw me a brochure and ran away.
JW never came back again for the 10+ years I lived there.
Why do you ask for a discussion on how someone wipes their aXX? Must be the height of boredom!!!
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Doctor, " Madam, your husband must have absolute rest."
"Well, Doctor, he won't listen to me."
"A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning."
"Well, Doctor, he won't listen to me."
"A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning."
dirtydeed
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B2650 BH77, U27-4R2, BX23TLBM, box blade, rear blade, flail mower, Stump Grinder
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Magicman
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Lifetime Member
Equipment
M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
One day the teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She comes to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read..."and Chicken Little goes up to the farmer and says "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "and what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, "Holy sh!t...a talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes.