Daily Chuckle

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

You know, we never had a baby formula shortage until men started getting pregnant.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Henro]

Why do you ask for a discussion on how someone wipes their aXX? Must be the height of boredom!!!

I saw some humor in the image. Who asked for a duscussion?

I did black out the offensive word partially…maybe that made it harder to understand?

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Magicman]

 

[D2Cat]

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He's probably REALLY making that face now!!!!

 

[D2Cat]

I saw some humor in the image. Who asked for a duscussion?

I did black out the offensive word partially…maybe that made it harder to understand?

Let me see if I can help you. Read the part in blue, the last two sentences.

 

[DustyRusty]

I had problems differentiating between oak and poison ivy leaves.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[DustyRusty]

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next".

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Turns out, that predicting the next one in line is a grave mistake.

 

[DustyRusty]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap apartment, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $5,000,000 home, a $120,000 car, a king-sized bed, and a 140-inch projection TV home theater with an elaborate sound system, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

 

[DustyRusty]

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with his buddies and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally wet home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife. After 2 hours she finally stopped nagging and said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2-3 days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see her. Tuesday and Wednesday passed with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

 

[mikester]

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Reminds me of a funny story told by an "outdoorsman" guy who used poison ivy while roughing it on a canoe trip...

 

[Magicman]

 

[Toyboy]